News channels have been announcing this afternoon that the US G8 officials have been saying that there will be no deal on emissions reductions at this summit.
Oh well, that’s OK then. We all know where we stand.
Now, where’s that dirty little N-bomb. Oh yes, in the garden shed. Just a minute,the phone’s ringing;
Hello, its the CIA here. Just had your blog drop into our golf ball in-tray.
Yup, our UK spy station. You’ve just typed out some naughty words.
Oh, yeah, well I blame you naughty Americans for upsetting my day. CC, G8, get it.
Um, OK, just don’t do again. Otherwise we might have to send you on holiday to our resort in Cuba.
Cuba. No thanks. No deal.
Put phone down. Make a cup of tea and head out to the shed, whistling the tune to Bowie’s song Five Years .